Santa Ghar Pahuncha To Naukar Ne Bataya: "Thodi Der Pahle Aapke Jigari Dost Ka Fon Aaya Tha" Santa: "Tumne Kaise Jana Vo Mera Jigari Dost Hai?" Naukar: "Unhonne Kaha Tha Ki Vo 'Kamina' A Jaye To Use Kahna Mujhe Fon Kare"
Santa Jito Se: Yah Sabji Tumne Banai Hai Iska Naam Kya Hai? Jito: Kyon Puch Rahe Ho? Santa: Kyonki Aspatal Men Mujhse Bhi Puchenge Ki Maine Kya Khaya Tha?
Banta: Yaar Santa Mainne Tumhen Latter Par Chipakane Ke Liye Tikat Kharidne Ke Liye Paise Diye The Fir Tu Ye Paise Mujhe Vapas Kyon Kar Raha Hai? Santa: O Yaar Main Jab Letter Post Karne Post Box Pe Gaya To Waha Koi Tha Hi Nahin Aur Kisi Ne Mujhe Dekha Hi Nahin Ki Maine Bina Tikat Hi Letter Post Kar Diya
Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it "Behen de Tacos"! In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it 'Terimaki'!
Santa: Candle light bubble baths are so relaxing. Banta: Really? Santa: Yep! Banta: But when and where do you take it? Santa: I don't take it. Every time my wife takes one, I get about an hour of peace and quiet.
Drunk Santa was driving and hit a policeman. The policeman died. As a good citizen, Santa decided to inform police. He called 100 and said, "Now You Are 99"!